looking for someone to boss around Post a Reply | Views: 581 | Started By: hmmmm | Replies: 4 i get tired of having to compromise all the time. i just want someone who will do what i want. it may seem like a lot to ask, but it really isn't. if you are someone who is good at reading minds and body language and will dedicate yourself to doing whatever will make me happiest, you are the guy for me! you must live in xxxxxxxxxx, let me do whatever the hell i want, and NOT be any of the following things: a slow talker. a renter. a computer programmer with long hair (you may be one or the other, but not both, due to some unpleasant experiences). a sullen and passive-agressive self-righteous good boy. short. inadequately hung. a bus rider - exclusively - once in a while is ok. stuck on monogamy (if you want to be, ok, but don't expect it from me). unwilling to shower before bed and wear slippers around the house. an animal-disliker. financially challenged. (it's not about how much money you have but how you spend it). self-obsessed or a lecturer. shallow. hate anal sex. boring. to prove that you are willing to be bossed around, you must send me a photo with your first response, along with the answers to the following questions: where do you live? how old are you? where do you volunteer? what sign are you? i'm looking forward to dominating you! ps this is not about sex. it's about dating.

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Ladies and Gentlemen, this has been another look into the weird, weird world of Hmm. Please tune in tomorrow for another surreal yet oddly fascinating episode. Responded: Jack   Um....are you sure this ad classifies as one that doesn't suck? Responded: Lora   ALERT! Tangent ahead. Between questioning the gender of the ad poster and bringing up anal sex, I just have to ask: is anal sex really all that enjoyable for women? All women I know who have tried it never want to do it again. One even told me, "any woman who says she enjoys anal sex is lying". Admittedly, my sample population isn't exactly super-diverse, but I can't see why a woman would enjoy anal sex, much less prefer it. And I've gotta admit, having something shoved up my pooper doesn't really seem appealing to me either: at best it's totally without sensation and at worst it's painful as hell. Anyway, that's what kinda makes me raise an eyebrow at this ad. Responded: Ringo   Maybe the an***ex thing is about the dirty part of it...or getting off on something that the partner enjoys. Who knows! Responded: Guest